Hey Slackers! Pick up the clue phone—Paige Turner is back at the Post Office Cabaret in Provincetown with her all-new show: AS IF!! It’s the 90s!

After the totally tubular success of her 80s show, Paige is dialing up the nostalgia with the dopest hits of the decade. Get ready for an ALL-LIVE SUNG night of mayhem featuring Madonna, Britney, Spice Girls—all that and a bag of chips! Expect rad costume changes, fly videos, and epic audience participation. It smells like teen spirit, so don’t talk to the hand—snag your tickets now!