Tina Burner – low elf esteem

September 15, 2025

This holiday season, RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Star and National Miss Comedy Queen Tina Burner’s Low Elf-Esteem at Crown & Anchor in Provincetown. While everyone else is helping themselves to candy canes and festive fun, this melancholy elf is just hoping to put the (self) help back in Santa’s Little Helper. Step into the glittery gloom of holidays gone wrong. Santa’s making his list and checking it twice, mostly to see if this elf remembered her antidepressants.

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